Posted in It Only Happens To Me, The Real Me, This'N'That on January 23, 2008 | No Comments »
The elevator doors open.
Out walks a nice looking woman.
A scruffy homeless looking man walks into the elevator and I follow.
The elevator doors shut.
Scruffy Man: “You smell good.”
Me: With assertion in my voice…“It’s not me.”
I had to chuckle to myself. Heaven forbid I give this guy any reason to think that I am the culprit [...]
Posted in It Only Happens To Me, This'N'That on January 21, 2008 | No Comments »
I have Jury Duty this week. This is my first time. I don’t know why I have never been called before. Jonathan has even been called and he has only been a resident here since we have been married.
I know what your thinking. Your thinking how fun this will be. Well your wrong. Like I [...]
Posted in It Only Happens To Me, The Real Me on November 16, 2007 | 4 Comments »
~WARNING~
MALES PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
My annual “oil and lube” is fast approaching and I’m starting to get night sweats. Remember me, I’m not fond of doctors.
It is such an unflattering experience. First, the nice nurse wants to weigh you. Having previously been a Weight Watcher member, I proceed to shed [...]
Posted in Isn't It FUNNY, It Only Happens To Me, The Real Me, Washington Weather on October 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Ten things I had time to do, but couldn’t because the electricity was out: (in no particular order)
1. Laundry.
2. Vacuuming.
3. Catch up on shows you have missed and recorded.
4. Blog.
5. Listen to the radio.
6. Cook an extravagant dinner for my husband that doesn’t include the normal box mac & cheese, hot dogs, or hamburgers. [...]
Posted in It Only Happens To Me, The Real Me on July 28, 2007 | No Comments »
I have done a multitude of embarrassing things in my short 25 years. Almost always when these embarrassing things happen, I immediately call the mother unit and say, “You’ll never believe what I just did.” Well today it was another doozy. I’m sorry to say that it has happened to me on more [...]
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