Jonathan took a few days off last week and I happened to not have any work on one of those days, so we thought we would dust the cobwebs off our bikes and go for a little bike ride. We hadn’t ridden our bikes in so long, one of my tires required a new hose. So $4.99 later we were on our way.

Now this was supposed to be just a leisurely ride on the trail so I didn’t put on the necessary support system for the ladies. Man, I wish I had. There was a portion of the trail where the tree roots were going under the pavement which caused a little rough jiggling…no, more like jarring. It reminded me of when my family would take our annual camping trip that would take us over the bumpiest highway known to man. My friend and I would sit in the back of the tuck with our arms crossed over our chests to keep the ladies stable. It was a very uncomfortable trip each year.

So our leisurely bike ride turned into a 15 mile “fun” ride. Not only were the ladies uncomfortable, by the end of the ride I was in dire need of a doughnut pillow to sit on for the rest of the week. I used to think that I could stand to loose of few layers of fat from my rump, now I think I could use a few extra layers before my next bike ride. Or at least silicone implants to cushion the blows.